Uhm...OUCH?!
Sorry girls this will be nasty and gross
I have been having the worst diarrhoea ever( at least since I can remember) since ...like Sunday and it will not stop!
Told'cha we would get gross ;P
But really, I made me feel sooo uncomfortable the whole day.
..and well additionally I hate to uhm...flatulate quite a few times too and the smell was just horrfying...I hardly dared to do it in the toilet or even outside
EWWWWWWWWWW
Would not have even believed there was so much into me... OKAY way too many details I stop xD
However, I am wondering whether I catched some bacteria or something...pondering about this,although it is anything but a pleasure I am more than willing to endure an abdominal influenze for a few days if only it helps me losing weight and not *storing* uhm...y'know food!
If I really caught something, the only reason I can imagine is the fact that I licked a rest of ketchup from the lid of the box I always get brought the magazines I have to deliver as my sidelinejob. Surely you are all thinking WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
On Fri and Sat I ate tremendous amounts of carrots,all sliced and dipped into low cal ketchup. I put the ketchup on prupose on the lid because I was secretly hoping to get digestion problem.
Teehee
Now I feel like a crazy madman xD *eyelid twitching*
EDIT:
Just had to rush to the toilet cause I started feeling really horrbile again in my down area... a few hrs ago I stepped on the scale and it said 54,9kilos. Now, after I took a dump, it is 54,2kilos O.O
Maaaaan,this is hilarious! This time it was even only a uhm...medium sized dump. So consodering the times I have been on the toilet today and summing up the amount what left my body.....oh.my.bloody.gosh. Hardly dare to say it but an amount of like 2kilos seems to be no exxageration I guess...
( gosh I can not believe what I am writing about,sorry am trying to not blog about such disgusting gross stuff again V.v)
5 Kommentare:
Stomach flu rules for losing weight! Just make sure you keep your fluid intake high so you don't get dehydrated! The worst stomach flu i ever had was like 3 years ago, and i lost a stone over one weekend, it was horrific at the time, but worth the pain, to lose some weight.
Ouch. I hate the cramps. The farts are ok, just deadly for everyone else in the world. My stomach hurts just thinking about it. Congrats on the loss... but do drink lots of water. Hope you feel better soon!
xoxo zen
Oh, I'm so jealous! I have the opposite problem. I'm chronically constipated and nasty and bloated, and I'd give anything to just crap it all out. I don't even abuse laxatives - I have to actually use them therapeutically! OK that's a lie.. I tend to use way more than the recommended dose... I'm sure it's maing the situation worse in the long run!
But wanted to say, every time in the past when I have tried to stop purging, I've known in the back of my mind it was only a matter of time. I wasn't really ready to give it up entirely. A week ago I think I reached breaking point. I knew, just KNEW I was throwing away my life. Now I am committed, really truly, to stopping forever. There is no question of resuming. Even when I'm overeating I'm forcing myself to keep it down because as soon as I let myself start vomitting there is no reason not to keep doing it.
I know deep down there's a large and realistic chance I will relapse, but right now it is NOT on my agenda.
xx
Keep up the water so you don't dehydrate too badly with this! It's always a danger with gastro D:
3rd year Japanese is indeed an epic load of work, but it is worth is to be able to tell someone to go fuck themselves in another language ^.^
Lol, I'm glad you don't have to worry about orals this year!! Standing up infront of people to talk is really scary.
bahaha, oh man this post made me smile, you're adorable. personally i think you should cough into a napkin and keep this flu germs there, i would not mind getting sick if it means pooping out everything in my stomach. =) do tell us how much you lose.
<3
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